WEIRDO

why its you again ! are you sitting comfortably? now let me begin, welcome & come on in!i promise you'll be entertained or your money BACK! what do you mean you only paid with brass tacks? a few washers and a penut for a tip? in that case i'm only a number 5 but you can call me 7 or just read my barcode llllllllllll i used to live under arches down town but my cardboard box keeps moving i'm suing cardboard city council you do a mean impression of one of the see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, wont message anyone on this site monkey's. i'm also saving up my cornflakes tokens for a new driving license so i can drive round to yours. but hey if you can spin gold like rumplestiltskin give us your number or lend me a tenner? if not grab some white lightening and brown paper bag, we're going to the subway for a night on the tiles. P.S you dont want to hear me busking i sound like a cat dying from constipation and yes i did shoot the sheriff because he was a red neck that said my mouth look sure pretty. i said sheeet boi you is ugli pieeeg ugli. My name is John coffee like the drink but spelt Kenco. YOUR milkshake might bring the boys to the yard but i'm the one charging the twits at the gate. QUICK pedal faster my electrick trickery meter is running low! What do you mean i've got the wrong Gerbil?? blimey next you'll tell me you dont love chocolate or shoes. Looking For: you'd be the sunshine in my life and make me smile. everything after that is a bonus. oh and you'd speak your mind.