Would I be the only friend you give your last Rolo to ? Be Honest, Now !!!!

Last week, I went to see a shrink. He asked me what I really wanted in life, so I told him, I could do with a good woman in my life. He started laughing, took of his glasses and stared intently and replied, Son to get a good woman you need to be successful, rich, good looking and courteous. So I thought I'd become a businessman, after about five minutes I realised that was too damn hard, I looked in my pocket and was skint, (£200 per session does that to any man !!!), upon realising this I now have semi permanent scowl on my face, and after all that who the F$@K am I going to be nice to !!!! Anyhow (I'm not mad really you know, well not all the time anyway !!!)if you make any sense from my nonsense, first of all I would like to know how, and secondly I would like to meet YOU !!! Open Minded, Liberal (when it suits, I guess!!!), fun most of the time, and generally a nice dude !!! Even if I say so myself !!! Looking for friends outside my curent social circle (I still love my Mum and Dad though !!! LOL )just to chill and kick back with. Movies, Meals, Sporting Gigs, Concerts, I'll go anywhere as long it is with good company. Give me a shout, I promise to be nice !!!