lady please, don't lie I caught you checkin me out haha
*** IMPORTANT *** If you don't have your photo up, then don't be surprised IF I don't respond. *** <br><br> Ladies, I am a paradox. An oxymoron. I'm up, down, in , out, left and right all at the same time. I'm laid-back and easygoing and yet I'm an unstoppable supersonic train. I'm exceedingly loyal and yet I won't hesitate to drop you like a rock if you don't return the favor. I'm a clean cut guy but I love those dirty filthy beats that make you wanna tear up the floor. I'm family-oriented but I detest mommas boys and don't associate with them. I can be the simple farmer from hicktown and an hour later I'll be the sophisticated corporate killer driving my 5-series around downtown. I can be arguing with someone so passionately one second and the next, I'm bent over laughing, reminiscing with them about some mad funny joke from a year ago. I bike and work out, and yet I'm not afraid to tear into that pizza like no tomorrow. I'm ridiculously predictable and yet I'll blow your mind with all the curveballs that I let fly outta left field. <br><br> I'm just so wrong, in all the right ways. <br><br> bye. <br><br> P.S.: I find it hilarious how all the divorced girls are suddenly more considerate towards a guy whereas before they were all stuck-up brats who thought they owned the world. I have no problems IF you're divorced, but please - DROP THE ACT AND DON'T LIE ABOUT IT. I'm not your rebound, I'm not your sloppy second.
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